Saturday, January 27, 2007
Now if this does not drive the person nuts nothing will.
"The next time you find yourself on a plane, waiting to take off, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and hit this link ."http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf HEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Roxy Klein at 10:05:00 AM
Wednesday, January 24, 2007 DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish...................................49. Adventurous...........................Slept with everyone. Athletic.................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful................................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure...............On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free spirit.............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age....................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No Blow Jobs. Open-minded........................Desperate. Outgoing......................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional .........................Bitch. Voluptuous...... ....................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.
Roxy Klein at 8:06:00 AM
Saturday, January 20, 2007
I've been a little busy lately. I'll be back a little later to fill you in. I hope that you all are having a great weekend!!! In the meantime enjoy the booty clap.... XOXO
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Roxy Klein at 8:37:00 AM
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Roxy Klein at 10:15:00 AM
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Good morning ~ I hope you all have a HAPPY HUMPDAY!!!! XOXO
TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006 12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine. 11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day. 10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well. 8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 7. I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 5. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like You're Still Here. 4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now. 3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him. 2 She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger. And the number 1 Country Song is: 1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few
Roxy Klein at 8:25:00 AM
Monday, January 08, 2007
Good Morning ~
I hope that you all had a great weekend. Ours was pretty laid back but good… Last night we were goofing around, watching TV and Brett was holding my hand and kept trying to bite my fingers… I had no luck pulling my hand away so eventually I just gave in and my finger went right up into his nose piercing the inner side with my fingernail. Blood started to GUSH out of his nose. It looked like a faucet! He was soaking one paper towel after the next. The bleeding stopped pretty quickly but now his nose is a little sore. That will teach him not to fuck with me.. LOL Well I’ve got to go for now. Brett wants his blow job! I hope you all have a great day!  profileanimations.net
Roxy Klein at 8:35:00 AM
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. And so, in conclusion, it is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a great HUMPDAY!!!! XOXO
Roxy Klein at 10:09:00 AM
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Well we had a fantastic time over the weekend. Lot’s of laughing….
Brett started his day off by falling down the stairs leaving a HUGE bruise on his butt. It didn’t look like much at first but throughout the day it turned all sorts of lovely colors eventually leaving it about the size of his fist, very sore and pitch black! We started drinking pretty early in the day which was fine because we didn’t have to go anywhere. The downside to this would be our lack of coordination as the hours passed… We fucked the house down and it ended 4 minutes before the ball dropped. He came inside of me and with only a few minutes to spare, I didn’t have time to run to the bathroom to clean up. So I had to shove a paper towel down there to keep from leaking all over the place. Brett got a couple of glasses of champagne and we kissed bringing in the new year…. Fireworks were going off all over the place so we went outside to smoke and he showed me the bruise that is now a lovely shade of purple. Just to make him jump, I finger punched the bruise…. I don’t think that I’ve ever heard him scream that loud… LOL He swore revenge so he waited till I had to go to the bathroom and tickled me. I peed, just a little bit. (keep in mind that I still have this paper towel between my legs which is stuck to my lips at this point.) So now I have a piss and jizz napkin between my legs. I went to push him off of me and I accidentally slapped him in the face and my finger went into his eye. (OUCH) Thinking that this would incapacitate him for a few minutes I get up to use the bathroom and he started coming after me again. With in seconds I pulled out the paper towel and whipped it at him and it hit him in the eye that I just poked…. LMAO… Well I hope that your New Years Eve was just as eventful or at least just as funny. I’ve gotta get going for now… Have a great day! XOXO
Roxy Klein at 9:57:00 AM
Monday, January 01, 2007
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