Thursday, August 31, 2006
Good morning everyone…
I crashed pretty early last night. I could not keep my eyes open past 10pm. So I headed upstairs, opened the window and let the lightning and thunder put me to sleep. It’s supposed to rain through Friday evening. Hopefully we get a few more lightening storms out of this.. Autumn begins September 23rd & I can’t wait.. It’s my favorite time of year. I don’t think that I could live in a place that lacks a change of season. In fact I pray that we get a shit load of snow this year! Well you all know that pre season has already started and we’re keeping a schedule this year to see Dallas play. Trying to figure out which ones are on regular TV vs. satellite is a pain in the ass! So far I’ve confirmed 6 games that we can watch from home so when I’m finished I’m going to print the schedule up and post it to the fridge for Brett. I am STARVING!!!!! I’m going to get started on some work to keep my mind off of the nasty ass breakfast sandwich that I’m craving. Have a great day!
Roxy Klein at 7:05:00 AM
Monday, August 28, 2006
Goooood morning….. I hope that everyone had an incredible weekend.
Instead of going out of town for a "mini vacation" we decided to stay here and get a few things done around the house. We’re going to take a trip later on in September. We ended up cleaning, sleeping in, watching a shit load of movies and being couch potatoes. I experimented with some new recipes and tried staying off of my computer for the most part. We also got "The Family Guy" seasons 1-4. I've been laughing so hard that my stomach hurts so very bad this morning. I finally got my yoga (Pilates) ball! I pumped it up last night and Oliver went ape shit! Can you picture an 8lb. Yorkie attacking a ball that is 15 times his size? He gets a running start to attack the ball and he somehow manages to adhere himself to it and roll over it. Spunky little booger… The other 2 couldn’t be bothered. They were more interested in the pump. They would wait for me to blow the air in their faces. Well little Miss Poe will be in heat in November. Finding a stud for her has proven most difficult. Most of the people who have contacted me own Yorkies that are too big… I need a full grown male under 4 lbs. Labor day weekend is just around the corner. Next week in fact. Something is wrong with our grill, we have to get it fixed before the weekend celebration can begin. I’ve gotta get out of here for a little while…. Have a great Monday… XOXO
Roxy Klein at 6:20:00 AM
Saturday, August 26, 2006  Hosted by Sparkle Tags Just dropping by to say Hi! We’re enjoying our vacation so far. I’ll have to go into more detail Monday. I got up early this morning so that I can have a little alone time and catch up on my email before Brett wakes up. I hope that everyone’s enjoying their weekend.
Roxy Klein at 7:35:00 AM
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 Google the word FAILURE.....
Roxy Klein at 5:55:00 AM
Monday, August 21, 2006
I always need to have a stiff pillow in between my legs (insert joke here) while I sleep to keep my knees from knocking together. Well I woke up on my back and the pillow was still between my legs covered by a sheet. The pillow was sticking straight up and I looked like I was sporting king kong’s hard on!
GOOD MORNING …… How’s everyone doing? I hope that everyone had a great weekend. We took it easy for the most part. Thursday night we had our little cook out and that turned out GREAT! Filet Mignon, Mahi-Mahi, some lobster bisque and a few other things. I sent Brett to the golf course Sunday while I went shopping on Broad St. then spent most of the day on the phone. So basically I played hooky! We have a very short work week ahead of us. We start our mini vacation Wednesday... WOOOO WHOOOO... I have to run to the store and Brett’s got my car this morning!!! So that means that I have to take the Jeep… UGH… I can’t stand that damn thing! The seat is too high and my legs are too short which results in having to slouch and literally drive with my tits. Very uncomfortable!!!! So if you see a chick driving a jeep with a Dallas Cowboys cover on the spare tire, driving with her tits, that would be me! I hope that you all have a great Monday! XOXO
Roxy Klein at 6:53:00 AM
Thursday, August 17, 2006
…. Brrrrr, it’s a little nippy outside. I have goose bumps all over!!
Good morning everyone! I hope that you all are having a fantastic week so far. Brett and I have decided to take a mini vacation from the 23rd to the 27th. I’ll have my laptop with me to update and respond to emails. Speaking of emails, THANKS for all of you contacting me regarding anniversary ideas… They were all fantastic! I’ll have to let you know what I decide to go with after the fact because Brett reads my blog… Tonight we’re having a few friends over to have a cookout so I have to get to the store to pick a few things up.. Have a great day! 
Roxy Klein at 6:47:00 AM
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Good afternoon,
Well, I just went out and bought a Pilates Ball with the resistance straps and started to pump it up which I must say is a workout in itself. I didn’t notice it at the time but the bottom of the box had been re taped. The instruction booklet is missing and I know there are a few pieces missing as well. I get the damn thing pumped up and by that time I notice that there is a leak… I go to answer the phone and when I get back, its deflated, fucking flat, poof be gone! WTF!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR… It’s time for me to put my headphones on and shut out the world before I start looking for Church Steeples… Ehhh, one more complaint and I promise, I’m done… What’s with coffee making your teeth feel like you just ate a sweater? I take mine like an espresso, very dark and very rich. I add a little bit of French vanilla creamer to it and I have to brush my teeth in between cups. YUCK!!!!! Well on the positive side I’ve been working on some sample designs for my store. I’ll be adding them to the store little by little. If you have a design that you would like to see on an item but don’t know how to make it, give me a shout. I will do a custom design for you. (Shameless plug) Gotta go for now. I’ve got work to do… Have a great day everyone! XOXO
Roxy Klein at 12:19:00 PM
Monday, August 14, 2006
Roxy Klein at 8:11:00 AM
 Hello ~ Hello~ I’m starting my day off with a really bad kink in my neck. I am truly convinced that we need a new mattress because every morning I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck. I’m also trying to figure out where I’m getting all of these bruises from. I must sleep walk or something… Brett’s got a nasty case of puppy fever!! He wants another Yorkie and I’ve told him that 3 is enough! He’s trying to convince me to keep whatever Poe-Poe has. I swear sometimes that man has lost his mind. I hope that you all had a great weekend. Our weekend was quite relaxing. The only thing that I wish we accomplished was cleaning the house. The living room is an absolute disaster… I’m going to down a couple cups of coffee before I get started on this mess. Have a great Monday!
Roxy Klein at 7:02:00 AM
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Good morning everyone,
Sorry that I haven’t written at all this week but I’ve not been feeling all that great. Is it just me or has everyone seen mass amounts of Monarch butterflies in the area? At least I think they are Monarchs… They have surrounded my house. There seems to be hundreds of them in the woods. Speaking of woods, there happens to be plenty of yellow leaves forming! YIPPY!!!!! Fall is near… I walked outside this morning and it’s a little moist but it feels fantastic! On October 27th Brett and I will be celebrating our 2 year anniversary. I’m trying to come up with something special but I’m drawing blanks here. I have a little time so if anyone has any suggestions other than your typical romantic dinner, please email me A.S.A.P.… Well I have some work to do… I’ll be back a little later..
Roxy Klein at 9:07:00 AM
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Roxy Klein at 6:52:00 AM
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Last night I went over to a friend’s house and there were some random strangers there that I have never seen before but one of the guys was hot as hell and through out the night he keeps motioning for me to go to the kitchen. So I’m a little curious and head back there. He grabs me, pulls me in very close and starts kissing me. Next thing I know, we’re in the laundry room fucking. We both get a nut and go back out to join the rest of the group like nothing happen. I couldn’t stay for long so I took off and went downtown to The Omni Hotel and stroll into their cocktail lounge where I see this beautiful brunette sitting at the bar. I talked with her for about 15 minutes and then we headed up to her room. We spent all night doing everything imaginable… She was wearing a string of pearls that I took off, spread her legs, put them up inside of her and slowly pulled out while I ate her pussy…. Um. Morning came and I had to get back home. On my way into the house my neighbor spotted me in the driveway and asked if he could join me for a cup of coffee. I said, “No problem.. come right in…” As soon as the door shuts, he’s got his zipper down, cock in his hand and he’s stroking it. The phone rings & it’s the guy from last night “Mr. Laundry Room”. Well my neighbor won’t stop.. He’s all over me playing with my tits and fingering my pussy while I’m on the phone. He pulls my panties to the side and slips it in while the guy on the phone is jerking off listening. Then I woke up….. UGH GOD DAMN IT! Now what am I suppose to do?
Well there you go.. I keep having these vivid dreams about having sex with strangers. I wake up in a panic because it seems so real.
Roxy Klein at 7:28:00 AM
Saturday, August 05, 2006
This is pretty interesting.... Floating BED?
Roxy Klein at 9:00:00 AM
Good Morning….
Wow! It feels wonderful outside this morning.. Finally some well needed relief. Yesterday at dusk there was a storm system forming over us and the clouds were starting to cover up the sky. It went from a nasty looking green outside to a bright orange. That was one of the oddest yet most beautiful sunsets I’ve ever seen. Well it’s game time!!! Today were going to place bets on some of the games we’re playing today. By the way, thanks for all of your emails on suggestions for prizes. Some of them were very unique. I’ll have to let you know if and what I win. Wish me luck!!! XOXO
Roxy Klein at 7:35:00 AM
Friday, August 04, 2006  Good Morning…. Yesterday turned out to be a little busier than expected. I had to run down to Petersburg (yuck) and was stuck there most of the afternoon so I didn’t get a chance to come back and post. Yesterday as we all know was absolutely miserable! Every time I went outside to smoke, I started to melt. I don’t smoke in the house so the last few days were hell… So I have decided to quit smoking. I’ve talked to quite a few ex smokers to measure the best way to go about this and the most common response was “cold turkey” I’ll tell you what, I better be alone and extremely busy for at least 3 days because I’ll hurt someone! I think my biggest pitfalls will be my morning coffee, after dinner and while I’m having a drink. Well, dinner Tuesday night was so fantastic that we stuffed ourselves to the point of COMATOSE! I think we macraméd our asses to the couch! Brett and I have a serious weakness for Italian food. We’re always on the look out for a great Italian/Greek restaurant. I’ve only found a couple in this area and they are still lacking something in a big way.…. Leaving you with a little funny... I hope that you have a fantastic weekend... XOXO 
Roxy Klein at 7:31:00 AM
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Good morning everyone…
It looks like we have one more day of this hot box shit till it cools off. I really have been trying to avoid going out anywhere in this weather but unfortunately I must run some errands today. I don’t think that I’ve ever consumed so much Gatorade in my life. One good thing about this weather is the complete sound of SILENCE! No children outside playing, screaming and driving my dog’s nuts! I’ve got to get ready so I’ll be back a little later to tell you about our dinner Tuesday night and post some HUMPDAY Jokes that I missed yesterday, but I'll leave you with this.. XOXO 
Roxy Klein at 10:02:00 AM
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
It’s AUGUST!!!! WOOOO WHOOOOO!!!!! Summer is almost over thank god… I can’t wait. This triple digit shit has got to go…. One thing that I have NO TOLLERANCE for is cruelty to animals. A few doors down this P.O.S. leaves his puppy outside all morning and afternoon, confined to a small porch with no water in this heat. You could hear the poor thing crying non-stop. So I called the SPCA and the Humane Society on their sorry asses. Put me in charge and I’ll take the owner, chain them to a tree for a couple of days in this heat with a water bowl just out of reach. And every couple of hours go out there and scissor kick them in the throat just to let them know where they stand on the totem pole of life. GRRRRRR…. Okay, now that I’m done ranting…. I’m a little bummed that we didn’t make it down to Wilmington for my friends birthday bash but there was just way too much going on here. We’re trying to make plans to go visit my folks sometime this month. The last time we went I didn’t want to go home… I just fell in love with their house and we had such a great time. The puppies could not get enough of the attention that they were getting from my folks… Little Miss Poe goes into heat every time she visits because of my parents dog Toby. Actually we’ve been playing with the idea of possibly breeding Poe-Poe. So we are on the lookout for a 3 to 3 ½ lb. male yorkie. I think I may have found one but I have to be sure of his size. He is the most adorable little thing…. Well I’m going to be making this kick ass recipe for Stuffed Shells this afternoon so I’ve gotta go! Ummmm, just thinking about it is making me hungry. Stay cool…
Roxy Klein at 7:53:00 AM
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