Monday, July 31, 2006
A lightening bug has taken up residence in my living room!
I’m on my computer early Friday morning about 5:30 am so it’s still dark out. And out of the corner of my eye for a brief second I catch a green glowing flash of light. At first I didn’t pay it any mind. Till I saw it again and realized it’s a big lightening bug! It must have come through the front door when someone was coming in or leaving. We have dark cherry almost mocha furniture. Do you have any idea how hard it’s going to be to find him??? As slow moving as they are you would think this would be easy. I turn the lights on and he stops blinking so I can’t find him. I turn the lights off and he starts blinking again but that’s all I can see. I can’t catch the son of a bitch! Any who, How in the hell is everyone? I hope that you all had a very fantabulous weekend. Brett and I took it easy again however I did have to work a little, but nothing major. We went over to his mother’s house for lunch Sunday afternoon and the neighbors were having a party. They displayed a huge DUNK TANK in the backyard. Brett being the goofball he is had to try it out before we went home. His mother just pushed the button and in he went. LOL…. It’s going to be a scorcher this week! Today in the Richmond, VA Area it will get up to 97 degrees with the heat index at 105. It will be 102 degrees tomorrow with the heat index hitting 115 and Wednesday it will reach 102 degrees. Try and stay cool and have a great Monday! XOXO
Roxy Klein at 7:48:00 AM
Thursday, July 27, 2006
HELLO~
For the past few days I haven’t been able to sleep. I might have gotten 10 hours of sleep in a 3 day period.. 2:30am Wednesday morning I’m lying in bed, staring at the ceiling and I can feel a hard dick pressed against my leg. Brett had no idea how close he came to getting mounted and raped. I was so very tempted but I didn’t have the heart to wake him knowing that he had to be up at 5:00am for work. He’s in for it some time today!!! I have a bunch of things to do today so I’m outta here for now. Have a great day!!! 
Roxy Klein at 8:48:00 AM
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Roxy Klein at 6:58:00 AM
Monday, July 24, 2006
Good Morning,
I hope that everyone had a fantastic weekend! We sure as hell did!!!!!! Brett and I wasted the entire weekend sitting in front of our computers playing Ghost Recon… When I close my eyes I still see myself moving around the different types of terrain. I am extremely addicted to this game! A kick ass thunderstorm came through Saturday night and we lost power a few times… We sat on the porch and just watched the lightning. A few bolts came awfully close to the house. Made me jump right out of my seat which gave Brett an excuse to pick on me… Speaking of sitting on the porch, to top off my weekend, I went out to the porch to write up a “Honey Do” list Sunday morning and I witnessed the oddest thing. Let me paint a little picture for you… You see, we are backed up to thick woods and a small stream so a lot of animals trek through such as possums, various types of birds, cats and of course squirrels. Some of the oak trees are huge and I frequently see squirrels jump from one tree to the next using the flimsiest of limbs. I knew that it was just a matter of time before I witnessed a suicide. Four to Five stories up on this HUGE oak tree I saw it……. “HE LEAPT, HE MISSED, HE THUMPED” There was a brief moment that I thought I heard the release of gas… Have you ever heard a squirrel scream? Very unpleasant. Well after that I felt he or she needed a name but either way I decided to name him (Ooops!) Sorry but I have to LMAO!!!!! Moving on…. If you called this weekend I will get back with you A.S.A.P… I managed to loose my cell phone in the couch! Finally found it last night and I’ve got 10 messages on there…. OKAY! I’m out of here for a little while…. Have a great Monday everyone!
Roxy Klein at 9:01:00 AM
Friday, July 21, 2006
Good Morning!!!
T.G.I.F. OK, a lot of you have sent me e-mails to ask me if that cartoon on my shirt is of me and if it was the same one that was the header for this page. Yes! The artwork was taken from one of my photos. The artist just turned me into a toon. My friend Chris (an outstanding & very professional photographer) who owns CSI Studios here in Richmond took the original photo. Sorry to cut this short but I have so much to do today... XOXO  Hosted by Sparkle Tags
Roxy Klein at 7:40:00 AM
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Hello~Hello~
It was a fucking scorcher yesterday. I think we reached 101 and the heat index was at 109! I felt like I was melting every time I walked outside. I’m almost relieved that it’s going to be in the lower 90’s today. The humidity is still going to be hell but I’ll take that over the bullshit we had to go through yesterday. Brett & I have a running tally of jokes that we play on each other. I’m down by 2, so if anyone has any ideas, give me a shout! Please keep in mind that these are not cruel jokes. These are just little pranks that we can both giggle at. I have one set aside for when we go to a store. Which reminds me of what happen the last time we were at the grocery store. LOL… This was not done on purpose nor does this count on our tally sheet but it was pretty funny. So we’re in the grocery store to pick up a bottle of lube. My favorite happens to be Astroglide. I realized that they had a few different sizes so I look over to Brett and ask him, “small or large?” I start to examine the bottles a little closer to see if there were any with a pump dispenser and noticed that he didn’t answer me. So I looked back up at Brett and he is about 3 shades light of red. Out of the corner of my eye I catch 2 of the pharmacists who were both women, giggling. I look down at the display and realize that the condoms were in the same section. He had to remind me that you never ask a guy that question in public. LMAO!!!! Now every time we go into that store he scoots by the pharmacy section really quick! Humpday Joke! George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked, "Is an intruder in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. With in five minutes, three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red handed. One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Roxy Klein at 8:02:00 AM
Monday, July 17, 2006
Roxy Klein at 7:36:00 AM
Good morning,
UGH! It’s Monday… The beginning of the dreaded work week for some. Cleaning and laundry up to the eyeballs for me. Actually there’s not too much to do today so I’ll be able to spend some time finishing up all of my online projects. We nursed our hangovers yesterday and spent a lot of time laying on the couch zoning.. We also repeated our offences from the night before, now both of us have overly chapped knees, I broke 2 nails, somehow managed to scrape my elbows and forehead. I’m getting a pair of knee pads and a crash helmet!!! Well, it looks like our trip to Wilmington is postponed till the end of July. We’re hoping to make it down there for my friend’s birthday bash. I can’t wait, I’m dying to get out on the beach! I’ve gotta split for now, I hope that you all have a great day. XOXO
Roxy Klein at 7:33:00 AM
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Does it feel like a GREENHOUSE outside or what? I walk outside and my hair FRIZZES and my make-up slides off my face. I’m sportin’ oh natural and the beach bun till this hellish episode ends. It is suppose to be 102 on Tuesday and need I say this is not the heat index! You will find me in the air conditioning.
Well I trust that everyone had a good weekend... I fell off the wagon head first! Oh my, the pain.. I think I have the whiskey shakes from downing too much last night. That was the worst idea ever! I’ve got a nasty little kink right behind my left shoulder blade. I went to arch my back to stretch out a little and I sounded like a bowl of rice crispys after adding milk. I have a little bit of rug burn on my back, Brett has massive rug burn on the tops of his feet and the purple love chair needs to be cleaned!!! I’m finding spots of astroglide all over the place.. EWWWW…. I am going to have a little meeting with the hair of the puppy and take a couple of aspirin cause the coffee isn’t cutting it this morning.
Roxy Klein at 8:49:00 AM
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Good Morning,
Ever since Brett & I met, we realized that we were both pretty competitive. We get the urge to play games like your basic board games, cards, darts, pool, etc… It wasn’t enough to win. We wanted to win something… We usually place a wager on it. We try to keep prizes under $75.00 You know, little things that you could get yourself but would like it more if someone else went to get it for you. Or we trade off with sexual acts consisting of SUB/DOM (servant) type requests, basically SEX ACTS ON DEMAND! Things we normally don’t do. Well for the last few days I’ve had a very good streak and won everything! So now I am having a hard time coming up with new stuff to win. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Maybe I should up the anti to win a “Air Hockey Table” so that I may kick his ass in that game too! LOL I sent Brett off to play Golf with his buddy so I could have the house to myself for a few hours. God only knows what type of trouble those two are getting themselves into at the moment. I have a little work to do so I’ll catch you all later. Have a FANTABULOUS Saturday!!! 
Roxy Klein at 9:41:00 AM
Friday, July 14, 2006
I awoke at 4:55 am to the power flickering…. We lost power 3 different times in 5 minutes. I figured that was my cue to get the hell out of bed. Well what actually woke me up was my “Lamp Commander.” For those of you that have never heard of a lamp commander, it’s a little voice activated device that you can attach to lamps, t.v.s, or anything that uses electricity really. It (lamp commander) resets itself and goes through 4 phases, “on, dim, dimmer and off.” What’s worse is that it has specific beeps per setting. So it looked like strobes were going off in the room along with a series of very annoying beeps. Brett slept through everything.
Ooooooh, I’m on the JAVA SLIDE!!!!!! I’m on my 3rd cup of coffee… I think I need to get something to eat before I get too jittery.. Have a great day!
Roxy Klein at 7:53:00 AM
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Good Morning~
We got a little lazy last night after dinner and chilled on the couch watching "4 Rooms." “CLICK, CHOP, SWIPE!” Heheheeeeee…I love the way “TED” sachets his way to the elevator. Rooms 3 & 4 kill me every time! Icky Sticky Yah~Yah~Yah~ Well it looks like it’s going to be very hot for the rest of the week and with this humidity it’s going to be unbearable! I do not smoke in the house so I’m going from a cool 72 degrees inside to a humid 96 degrees outside. I’m asking for a serious cold. I’ve got a million things to get done today so I've got to go. Have a fantastic day…. XOXO Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No" "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."
Roxy Klein at 7:39:00 AM
Monday, July 10, 2006
Hello everyone!!!
Holy CRAP! The last 7 days just FLEW by… I hope that you all had a great 4th of July Vacation! Ours lasted a little longer than we expected but it was fantastic… Lots of great food, games, sex, small catastrophes and lovin’. Friday evening we had a lovely grease fire on the grill! YIKES!!! I came so close to hosing Brett down with the fire extinguisher and ruining our dinner. LOL! We were able to get it under control with in a few minutes but not before we set off the smoke alarm. Sorry that I’ve been out of pocket but we were doing a little bit of maintenance & upgrading to our computers this past week. We are turning one of my desktops into a little server. The internet is CRAWLING this morning… UGH, it’s taking forever just to get from page to page I wanted to thank everyone for the wonderful compliments and emails over the last week. I will be getting back with you shortly. *Jen* Good luck with the contest next week… I hope you win!!!! Say HI to Ron for me… XOXO
Roxy Klein at 1:08:00 PM
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Roxy Klein at 8:13:00 AM
Monday, July 03, 2006
Hello everyone!!!
I’m in major need of coffee this morning. My eyelids feel like I have weights pulling them shut! UGHHHH! My poor head. I am very congested and feeling icky… I hope that everyone had a great weekend and is getting geared up for the 4th! We’re going to chill here and take care of some loose ends plus I have a HUGE STASH of FIREWORKS so I think were going to light those suckers on Tuesday!!! Some cities are celebrating tonight instead of tomorrow and I just don’t see why everyone didn’t make it a 4 day weekend… I’ll come back a little later….
Roxy Klein at 7:21:00 AM
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