Thursday, June 29, 2006
Good Morning~
Ahh, well I got a lot done yesterday. I had 4 “to do” lists going at once. I barely had enough time to eat. In fact I didn’t realize that I hadn’t eaten anything till 4:30pm. Ooooops! Well, I have some updates for the store that I’ll be doing this afternoon “finally” and I opened up 2 more stores yesterday and will add the links to my blog soon… I just need to tweak the info pages. We’re trying to fill out our calendar for the rest of the year. It looks like we’re going to try and make it down to Wilmington, NC. mid July and possibly a couple of times in August as well. I also went ahead and got tickets for Carlos Mencia!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOOO! We’ll be going up to DC in November to check out his show. I’ve got to get going for now but here is some info that you might be interested in: JUST A REMINDER....5 days from today, all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls. YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS.... To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 1-888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years. HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR GO TO: www.donotcall.gov/
Roxy Klein at 6:50:00 AM
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Couldn't resist...
Is Anyone On This Bus Interested In Disciplining My Son? I have a solution! Meet Maddox!
Roxy Klein at 3:13:00 PM
GOOD MORNING!!!!!!
I was so busy creating new fonts yesterday that I completely forgot to come back and update my store. I’m actually creating 4 other stores for some friends plus I’m trying to play catch-up on mine. New title, designs, items, etc… I’ll post a bulletin as soon as I get the new stuff up and the other stores open. We were supposed to get bad storms over the weekend and I swear we are in a pocket because we got nothing but sun and it was hot & STICKY!!!!! We finally got a good down pour yesterday and a little bit of thunder but that’s about it. They are calling for severe storms today but we will see. Apparently Maryland, D.C. & Northern VA. got it pretty bad so take it slow and safe today cause it’s not over yet… Hey Will, I tried to call you back yesterday but you were away from your desk. I’ll try and give you a call later on today. In the meantime I have to get back to work and I’m going to leave you with some early HUMPDAY HUMOR because I will not have a chance to update tomorrow. Have a great day! XOXO Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!" Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? ...... Here it comes!!!"
Roxy Klein at 7:23:00 AM
Monday, June 26, 2006
Good MORNING~
I hope that everyone had a fantastic weekend! And Josh, I hope that you stayed out of trouble and at no point became the human lightning rod you were striving for. Crazy fucker… We had a GREAT weekend!!! Brett & I rented some movies and we had a little get together and cooked out on the grill… Checked out “The Hills Have Eyes” …OMG, that was just nasty… I had to take a shower after watching that… Just EWWWWWW! The thought of it makes me sick. UGH! They are giving away “The Hills Have Eyes” on Elliot in the morning… I don’t think that they are aware of what they are passing out… We had a hilarious water fight in the kitchen last night which left Brett’s backside soaked! LOL, I really wish that I took pictures of that. And when I say backside I’m not talking about his ass I’m talking the ENTIRE back side of him. From head to toe. I had a white t-shirt on and the water was so cold that I was nothing but NIPS! LOL… ALL-N-ALL We had a great time. Ahhh, well everything seems to be back to normal. I sent Brett off to work at 5am. and I’m getting my work done here at the house. I will have some updates in my store later today… I've gotta bolt... Have a wonderful Monday! XOXO
Roxy Klein at 7:24:00 AM
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Well I knew that it was going to happen again sooner or later. INSOMNIA!!!! It comes and goes in spurts. So I’m laying there, can’t sleep, nothing on TV (shocker) when all of the sudden Brett starts having a complete conversation with NO ONE!!!! Every few minutes he wakes himself up by talking too loud and rolls over only to start again. I was slightly amused at first thinking that I might get some juicy details but that quickly got old.
I’ll be back a little later. I’ve got 6 cups of coffee with my name on it. Ciao I'll leave you with meditation technique's that have really helped me to relax and put a smile on my face... Having a rough day? Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique, recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works. Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. No one but you knows your secret place. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world". The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is crystal clear. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater. See, you're smiling already.
Roxy Klein at 4:59:00 AM
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Happy Humpday! …. It is officially the first day of SUMMER and this week feels likes it’s DRAGGING on…. Yesterday felt like 2 days crammed into one.
Excuse me, “Small Side Track..” WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. “… Ok…..Back on track” The phone would not stop ringing and by the time it slowed down my ears felt like they were on fire! They were so sore that I actually put some ice on them.. Watch, I will not get one phone call today… LOL… I have a ton of research to do and would really like to get it done…. About 3 more days of this and I can finally take a break. Gotta go, Have a great day…..
Roxy Klein at 2:44:00 PM
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
I’m such a klutz! I really thought that most of my clumsiness was due to drinking. NOPE! Still running into walls, spilling things, falling down stairs and tripping over myself. There has got to be a way for me to learn coordination! LOL
Good morning~ How is everyone doing on this beautiful day? I'm a little bruised but feeling pretty wonderful otherwise. So far this week is screwing with me. Brett is going into work later than normal filling in for one of his co-workers because they are on vacation this week and I’m still getting up at 5am. Ughhhh…. I can’t seem to break this cycle. Ehh, It gives me a chance to get some things done while he’s sleeping.
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Roxy Klein at 7:44:00 AM
Sunday, June 18, 2006  I hope that all of you fathers out there get something better than the usual card & tie. Even though Brett is not a father, I sent him to the golf course with one of his buddies while I get some work done. That should keep him occupied till 1pm. Last night we seemed to have too many things going on at once. We got a desk and had to get all of our computers situated plus I had a deadline to make on a design and at the same time trying to help a friend install a program on their computer long distance & we cooked on the grill… We had grilled filet mignon with an opua sauce, lobster bisque, julienne zucchini. It was absolutely FANTASTIC! I think I am becoming quite the cook… lol So now I am enjoying the peace & quiet…. Gotta go for now… XOXO
Roxy Klein at 8:12:00 AM
Saturday, June 17, 2006 Good Morning ~ Yippy the weekend is here!!! Ugh, How is it that I feel slightly hung over this morning but didn’t have anything to drink??? Maybe it’s all the caffeine I’ve been consuming. Speaking of hang overs, JOSH, you were beyond drunk last night.. LOL I got your message on my space this morning. You are such a goofball… HEHEHEE… I hope your feeling alright today… We are in search of a new desk for our office and I am having one hell of a time deciding on which one to go with. I found a great place with over 12,000 desks plus they have free shipping BUT… I can’t decide! It is going to be a very humid 92 degrees today so I think I’m going to lay out for a while and get a little sun. Maybe hook up the volley ball net and get a game going with the neighbors. That might be a big task.. They seem to be a little anti-social. Ehhh, it can’t hurt to try. Well I’m outta here for now….  Hosted by Sparkle Tags
Roxy Klein at 7:25:00 AM
Wednesday, June 14, 2006  Good afternoon & Happy HUMPDAY!!!!!! Ohhh, it looks as if we are getting some rain from Alberto. I hope we get a thunderstorm!!!!! So far it’s been pretty lame. Lots of rain and that’s about it! I hear it’s going to be a nasty hurricane season. We’ll see….. I swear that they throw darts to choose the forecast around here… (Awkward transition) I quit drinking coffee first of the year which turned out not to be a good idea…. I started drinking more alcohol and would get nasty hangovers. Anyone that drinks knows that the best way to cure a hangover is to drink the hair of the dog that bit you… I affectionately re-named it “hair of the puppy”. So, I was waking up and having a drink to kill the hangover… VERY, VERY, VERY BAD…. It started to escalate so I decided to quit drinking alcohol all together and start drinking coffee again… It’s a lot easier than I thought it was going to be…. Anywho…. I have to get going… We are going to cook out on the grill tonight… XOXO A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify Me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Roxy Klein at 2:14:00 PM
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Hell~O there…
What a day! Woke up at 4am and I haven’t been able to get back to sleep since. Not that it matters, I get up at 5 am every morning anyway. I’ll get you caught up little by little over the next couple of weeks. Things here in Richmond are pretty great. Brett & I have been traveling a little bit to NC to visit family and friends. It’s been a very relaxing year thus far. Brett and I took a trip down to see my folks in NC. Memorial Weekend. Brett and my mother share the same birthday plus they just bought (built) their dream house and we really wanted to see it so we went there to celebrate. It is absolutely gorgeous! 3 floors, 5 bed, 5 bath, wine cellar, intercoms and granite countertops throughout plus they are adding an apartment in the basement. We had such a great time that we didn’t want to leave…. Miss Pattra invited me down to Wilmington for an early birthday present and set up a couples massage for us. I got stuck with a lady called “The Bone Crusher” I’m thinking to myself, “ok, I could really use a deep tissue massage.” Next thing I know, this little itty bitty redhead walks in and over to me. I’m thinking there is no way this is the same person that Patt was talking about. Little did I know that this girl had super human strength! Every time I said ouch, moaned, screamed or sounded like I was in any pain what so ever, everyone in the room would laugh…. Let me tell you, I covered myself in biofreeze as soon as we got back to the house. I was in so much pain the entire time I was there. I was walking like I was crippled! To top the trip off, I fell down the front steps of the house and jammed my toes in the railing! LOL OK, I have to split for now…. And THANK YOU for all of your emails welcoming me back…. Kisses
Roxy Klein at 8:27:00 AM
Monday, June 12, 2006  Merry X-Mas, Happy New Year, Happy Valentines Day, Happy St. Patricks Day, Happy Easter, Happy Cinco Demayo, Happy Mother's Day & I hope that you all had a Great Memorial weekend! pheeeeew.... Now that I got that out of the way, how in the hell is everyone? A lot of you have emailed me asking when I was going to start blogging again so here I am! Sorry it's been a while since I've written... Brett & I have been very busy.... This is just a quick note to say hello for now. I'll be back to fill in whats been going on for the last 6 months! TTYL, XOXO
Roxy Klein at 10:59:00 AM
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