Thursday, April 29, 2004

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Hello~Hello~

Good Morning my sweets... How is everyone this morning? It's a little chilly out there, make sure you bring a light jacket when you leave the house.... I just stopped in to say hello...

I have to do the domestic thing today and get shit like laundry detergent, cleaning supplies, etc... I also have to go back over to the tanning salon to repeat my Mystic offense. Yesterday it felt a little light like the machine ran out of solution so I didn't get as dark as I wanted to but it had even coverage none the less. I highly recommend using it just for the aloe factors alone. My skin has never looked so good!


Have a great day,

XOXO Roxy

Roxy Klein at 8:22:00 AM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

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Good morning~

I hope that you all had a fabulous weekend! In addition to the fantastic gifts from Lee, I spoke to a lot of old friends and had some great eye-opening conversations. It was like an episode of "This is your LIFE!" I am truely blessed to have such remarkable people in my life. I wanted to thank everyone that sent me Birthday gifts, cards & letters. It was very sweet of you all to think of me on my birthday. I just finished all of my Thank You cards and will be sending them out today.

Some of you may have noticed that there was a little down time with my website over the weekend. I completely forgot to renew my hosting! As you can see it's back up and running.

I've got a few things that I need to take care of this morning so I need to go for now.. I hope that you all have a great day.

XOXO ~ Roxy

Roxy Klein at 8:43:00 AM

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

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UGH, Three days till my birthday.... .

Getting older is inevitable but I'm still looking for a place to hide for the day. Am I being a bit melo dramatic?? I still have no idea what Lee is up to but I'm willing to bet that I'll be dragged out of the house and forced to engage in conversation with people I don't know.

Speaking of Birthdays, My very good friend Carl N. turns 34 today. Happy BIRTHDAY CARL!!!!!!

Sorry that I didn't get back with some of you last night. For those of you that did write, You've Got Mail this morning... Lee & I spent most of the day yesterday in the car. Lee wanted to take me for a ride and show me some of Richmond that I've never seen before. Even though it was 90 degrees, there was a very nice breeze so it wasn't uncomfortably hot. However, leather seats suck in the summer months. Anywho, I'm off to the store to get some scallops for dinner tonight before it gets too hot outside. I hope that you all have a fabulous day and I'll check back with you later...

XOXO

Roxy Klein at 9:58:00 AM

Monday, April 19, 2004

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HOT, HOT, HOT!


It's going to be 90 degrees.. I'm going to fucking melt!!! I hate it when it get's this hot unless I'm on the water! Which at the moment I am not. It probably doesn't help that I'm sucking down my morning coffee. I'm just pushin` to have an ANEURISM, aren't I?

Well, I'm going to have to scoot for now... I want to get some things done before it gets too hot outside... I might be stopping back in to say hello a little later on....

Don't work too hard...

XOXO Roxy

Roxy Klein at 9:23:00 AM

Sunday, April 18, 2004

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GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA, I'm finally done with my e-mails! Please check your inboxes. I went from over 500 in my inbox to 5 :-) WOOOOHOOOOOO! I can't fucking believe this. It took me close to 12 hours to respond to everyone! Oh man, I'm so glad that it's over with! I'll never let it get that backed up again!!!!! I kept trying to respond to everyone, going through about 100 or so every couple of days. Well the next morning I would get another 60 or so.... It was never ending!

Hell, I'm taking the month of MAY off! Lee & I might shoot here and there if we feel up to it but I've been recording our personal lives for our scrap books...

We are going to try and make it to Urbana sometime in the next couple of weeks. Oh, I can't wait! I know that we have to check the crab pots, clean our fishing gear and wipe down the skiff plus clean the sail boat and get it prepared for the summer... We also have a couple of these mini one seater canoes that I can't wait to try out! I wish that we could just spend the entire summer down there. I've been searching for this 5 seater Guatemalan hammok that my friend Miguel gave me a long time ago so we can hang it in the back yard over looking the water. These hammock's are so very comfortable and there is so much room to play around and not fall off!

Last year I did some topless fishing which was very refreshing, but I think I'm going for the full Monty this year. Butt~ASS~BuTtErBaLL~~ NAKED! It just really depends on how far we go out. I also want to try "Kite Surfing" or kite boarding.. That looks like a lot of fun.. And we have the perfect place to do it...

It's going to be up in the 80's today and I just noticed that Spring has sprung all over my car! I just washed it and it is yellow again! Fucking Pollen!!!

I've gotta go for now... Have a very relaxing Sunday everyone!

XOXO~Roxy

Roxy Klein at 11:44:00 AM

Saturday, April 17, 2004

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Hello ~ Hello ~

We are finally finished!!!! Woooo~hoooooo... I didn't pack myself.... I'm still alive and kicking. Now if I can only find my dogs. .. Just kidding .. They're around here some where.

So I'm bored...drinking Flirtini's and I start glancing through one of my old playboys. I come across a page entitled "Bumper Humpers" It got my attention: Here are a few that I wouldn't mind getting for my car.

3WAYOK
4NK8
NFL8ME
69NE1
one of my personal favorites: ILVPUSC
KSMYP2T
WLWK4SX
CL1T
NEEDSEX
UCKFAY
RU4BN8

If you have ever driven through Virginia you will notice that this commonwealth is obsessed with personalized license plates. Even I fell into the trap when I first moved here and have debated on doing it again.....

Still bored, I pocket my Cherry flavored chapstick, give one good glance in the mirror and head to my car. I end up going out and purchase some Fruit Roll ups: with Tongue transformations aka: tongue tattoos..... YES, you heard me. Now 3 year olds can participate in the ink factor. Tattoos transferred to their tongues by this fruity cardboard! The culprit, "Fruit Roll-ups" I dunno, it just didn't do it for me.

Speaking of crappy snacks; Well actually, I like goldfish but have you noticed that Goldfish commercials are just morbid.... "They're smiling cause they have no idea they'll be eatin." I think that there is also a verse about biting their heads off! Once more, I notice stupid shit when I'm bored and I tend to get myself in trouble too..

Well I'm out of here... It is a beautiful day and I'm gonig to wash my car :-)

CIAO

Roxy Klein at 3:20:00 PM

Friday, April 16, 2004

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Good Morning ....

UGHHHH! Pollen! Everyone ready for the lime green and yellow dust to fly? I know that there was hints of it on our cars last week. Then it rained for 4 days straight so I can only imagine what it's going to look like on my car today.

My brother got the new Cannon Rebel (digital) This is a SWWWEEeeeEEEeeeEET camera! I'm going to snag it for a couple of my upcoming shoots. There are a lot that I'm looking forward to, one being horse back riding! I've also got the opportunity to do a shoot with a Mini Cooper.

Ok, some of you might have noticed that I closed my account with One Model Place. This was due to an overwhelming amount of e-mails that I did not have enough time to respond to and too many job offers that I could not fufill. With packing and moving there was no time to set anything up so I'll resume working in late June, early July. For anyone that has written me and has not gotten a response back, I will be responding to the job offers that I want first. Please be patient I will get back to you as soon as I can... Aslo, I want to thank everyone who has written. I was quite overwhelmed by the offers!

It's getting to be that time again to go back out to the sail boat!!!!!! Oh I can't wait.. Last year I learned how to fish and set crab pots. I've been waiting all year to go back! Especially to enjoy the beautiful sunsets on the boat with Lee....


ummmmmm He is the best time I've ever had!


P.S. Please iqnore 2 items on the souvenirs page. The black thatched panty hose and the blue jean & vinyl corset have been sold. I just haven't had a chance to remove them....

XOXO

Roxy Klein at 8:40:00 AM

Thursday, April 15, 2004

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Hi There!!!!!!!

I Just wanted to pop in and say hello... I hope that you all had a Happy Easter. Lee & I spent Easter Sunday doing some much needed relaxing. My birthday is in 8 days and I'm trying to figure out what Lee has in store for me. He has kept things very hush-hush which makes me a little nervous.. Well, I'm off to get a pedicure and possibly try this new Alterna "Truffle" shampoo treatment. I'm leaving you with an email from a friend of mine... I thought that it was interesting & wanted to share... Thanks Miguel~

Have a great day~ XOXO

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE: A to Z

a.. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

b.. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

c.. Smith &Wesson: The original point and click interface.

d.. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

e.. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

f.. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

g.. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

h.. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.

i.. Those who trade liberty for security have neither- 60,000,000 Citizens were exterminated by their own governments in the 20th century.... will the 21st be any better???

j.. The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.

k.. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

l.. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.

m.. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

n.. Guns only have two enemi! es: Rust and Politicians.

o.. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.

p.. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

q.. 911 - government sponsored Dial a Prayer.

r.. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

s.. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.

t.. If Guns cause Crime, then Matches cause Arson.

u.. Only a government that is afraid of it's citizens try to control them.

v.. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

w.. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have,! don't make more.

x.. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

y.. The American Revolution would never have happened with Gun Control.

z.. "... a government by the people, for the people..."

Roxy Klein at 9:18:00 AM

Monday, April 05, 2004

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Well hello again,

It has been a very long and very overwhelming couple of weeks. Lot's going on and I've been focusing on elimination & organization. Everything's coming together but there is still a lot to do. My poor hands feel so dry from working with cardboard boxes and I've broken every nail.

Lately I've been loosing myself in the process of packing. You can only pack so much before all the boxes start to look alike and you forget what you put where. I can never find the phone before the answering machine picks up & a maze has formed in my office. The wrong move could send me into circles for hours.

I hope that you all remembered to set your clocks forward. Loosing an hour of sleep can truly fuck a persons schedule all to hell... I know that this morning I can't seem to get enough coffee into my system. Have you ever had so much coffee in the morning that your tongue turns into a fuzzy tan carpet??? ICK!!! Then it takes you about 10 minutes to brush your tongue clean.... I've got to start laying off the coffee. However it's the only thing that keeps me going while I'm packing!

Well, I have a very busy day planned and I have to start getting ready but I wanted to let you know that they have syndicated "SEX and THE CITY" It's going to be on TBS.?. How in the hell are they going to do that? They are going to have to butcher it just to air it! There are way too many discussions on sex (duh) and funky spunk to air this on TBS.... You loose the point if you can't see it in it's entirety.

Have a great day!
XOXO

Roxy Klein at 9:39:00 AM

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