Saturday, February 28, 2004

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Good Morning,

I just wanted to drop in and say hello.... I hope that you all enjoyed your week... Take a peak at my calendar and you will see that
March is slammed packed with some wild photo shoots! Lee and I are going out to dinner tonight then we're heading over to the studio to set up of the back drops and props for tomorrows shoot.

Well, I've gotta go for now...
XOXO

Roxy Klein at 10:17:00 AM

Thursday, February 26, 2004

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~Good Morning~

I hope you didn't mind my little rant last night.... Ahhh sometimes I just have to vent! Anywho, I just hate the pool of ignorance that we are forced to swim in...... Watching my "berry erotic" nails click the keys to express my dismay. I find fault in what mellow dramatic concoction people form in their heads out of sheer boredom.

Do I need to apply another coat???

How is it possible that it's about to snow today but will be 70 Sunday... I'm starting to think that our weather man has flipped.

Well there are a bunch of new photo shoots that I've added to my calendar on roxyklein.com. Plus all of the updates to The Playhouse and Panty Raid for the last month...I might be posting locations for some of the shoots, so please feel free to come on down and say hi!

I'm truly surprised that my head doesn't hurt. At some point last night I acquired a large bruised lump on my lower right leg. I have no idea what the hell I kicked but damn if you can't see the knot it left! OUCH!!!! No More drinking and walking for me... Well I need to get some ice on my leg. Have a great day...

XOXO

Roxy Klein at 10:25:00 AM

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

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I never watch Larry King but SJP was on tonight and I decided to watch while I was working. I was truly shocked that a lot of people despised Sex & the City.

You know people, whether you can relate or not, it's one of the most thought out, insightful, hilarious, open & honest shows on TV ever! I've always had a man in my life but I could still see this show for what it was... Brilliant! "I have the sex, she has the sex, we all have the sex!"

Who are these bullshit people? Go away, crawl back into your fucking whole, may it taste like shit in your mouth when you speak it's name!

And another thing while I'm dishing out shit... Will you people shut the fuck up about Mel Gibson's new movie....

Mel Gibson is a very intelligent man that has surpassed your way of thinking a long time ago..... This man decides to make a realistic movie based on the BIGGEST selling book of all time... Fucking genius.... You can't pay for publicity like this!

Bravo Mel

Well, That's it for me... I just had to get that out of my system.... G'night.....

Roxy Klein at 10:13:00 PM

Fat Tuesday was a BLAST! We all had a fantastic time last night .. The food came out terrific but my kitchen is a mess! Hell, I even went as far as to make Jumbalaya (substituting the sausage with Turkey sausage) It was a very enjoyable evening all around and I think we will be making this an annual thing.

Ash Wednesday is upon us.. So which one of you is walking around with an ashy cross on your forehead? Anyone? Bueller?

Ugh! I remember 2nd grade I was in Catholic School and all of us had to reap this emblem on our foreheads for most of the day.

Well, this Sunday it's going to be 70 degrees, we have an indoor shoot set up but I think were going to make a day of it and try to shoot outside as well. I'll let you know how it all turns out... Have a great day everyone!

XOXO

Roxy Klein at 12:02:00 PM

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

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Well, the Winning Mega lottery ticket was bought in Virginia.... wasn't me ...and no one has claimed the money yet? Oh well ... There is another drawing tonight for 10 Million and Lee has already bought a few tickets. Who couldn't use 10 million dollars?

I had a very long & spectacular weekend and technically it is not over yet because we are having a party tonight to celebrate FAT TUESDAY! Mardi Gras literally means "Fat Tuesday" in French. That's why the enormous party in New Orleans, for example, ends abruptly at midnight on Tuesday, with battalions of streetsweepers pushing the crowds out of the French Quarter towards home.

I have to prepare a few things before all of the fun starts tonight.. The food is the main attraction for an event like this. Crawfish, Po` Boy sandwiches, cheese plates and an array of shrimp and caviar hors d'oeuvres. Ummmm, yummy! I've already made my dippin and drizzling sauces for everything, now I have to get my platters put together and refridgerate them.

Gotta go, Have a phenomenal FAT TUESDAY!!!!!!
XOXO

Roxy Klein at 11:24:00 AM

Friday, February 20, 2004

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This just in~ LOTTO

The Mega Millions Jackpot is at 230 Million Dollars!!!!!!!!!!!! They are moving the Jackpot to TIMES SQUARE!!!!!

I suggest you buy a ticket if you can! Check the states you can purchse your ticket!

Georgia
Illinois
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
New Jersey
New York
Ohio
Virginia
Washington

Good Luck! Kisses~

Roxy Klein at 12:05:00 PM

~Good Morning Everyone~

T.G.I.F. I hope you all are getting ready for this weekend! Make sure to buy your tickets for the Mega Millions drawing tonight. The Jackpot is up to 222 Million dollars!!!

This weekend we are going to do the photo shoots that we postponed in the beginning of the month. I think that we are going to do some outside seeing as how the weather is going to be nice. 61 yesterday, 65 today & high 50's for Saturday & Sunday! Spring is right around the corner.



So far, so good! I'm dropping one cigarette a day & Lee decided to join me so the pressure is off! It's been going a lot better then I thought it would. I thought that I would be eating the house down by now but it really hasn't affected me that way. In fact, I haven't been hungry at all. I pick at little things through-out the day but that's about it... Thank GOD,,, I was really afraid of blowing up...

Welp, I'm outta here for now. Have a great weekend and don't forget that February 24th is FAT TUESDAY!

XOXO

Roxy Klein at 10:47:00 AM

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

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Weaning process + Patch = Success!

I've decided to quit smoking. Sadly, I'll be the one to stash a few emergency smokes some where in the house just in case TRAUMA arrives. BUT, I am very determined and ready for a change. One hurdle that I have to deal with is Lee smoking. I'm not sure if he's willing to join me on this. I think that it will be 10 times harder for me to quit if he continues to smoke. Well, I have the full support of family seeing as how NO ONE in my family smokes and my Doctor who was extremely convincing yesterday during my annual checkup. My count down starts today, so please wish me luck!



Were suppose to get 1-3 inches of snow tonight.. Whoopee! Just once I would like it to be more like 1-3 feet! A winter wonderland to shoot in! These little sprikles are such a tease. Well, I've got some work to do.. Have a great day everyone!

XOXO

Roxy Klein at 10:45:00 AM

Saturday, February 14, 2004

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Roxy Klein at 9:42:00 AM

Friday, February 13, 2004

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Good Morning ~

It's Friday the 13th!

I've always found "Friday the 13th" to be more of a day of luck for me. However, not everyone shares my views on this...

Paraskevidekatriaphobia is a fear of Friday the 13th! "Friday, 13th" is unlucky for some. The risk of hospital admission as a result of a transport accident may be increased by as much as 52 percent. It is a widespread superstition that cautions most Americans. Some won't eat in restaurants; many wouldn't think of setting a wedding on the date. Some will even go as far as to call into work sick! Many cities do not have a 13th Street or a 13th Avenue. Manu buildings don't have a 13th floor or a Room 13. It is said that if you have 13 letters in your name, you will have the devil's luck (Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Theodore Bundy and Albert De Salvo all have 13 letters in their names).

And so on......

Well, don't take it too seriously. It's just another day... Have a great one!!! XOXO

Roxy Klein at 9:30:00 AM

Thursday, February 12, 2004

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Good morning,

So sorry for the dalay... I hope you are having a fabulous week so far... We had a very lazy & relaxing Sunday.. Ahhh, it felt so good just to sit back and do nothing.... I read some of the news paper, Lee gave me a foot massage, ordered some pizza and watched Sex & the City. Alright, I cleaned a little but I couldn't help myself.


---------------Kitchen Truama---------------



I have an evil knife in my kitchen...I swear this knife is posessed. It has taken Lee & I out on several occassions but this time it got me pretty good. SLICED my thumb open the other night while I was cooking dinner... Right on the tip "OUCH" and you know that there is no band-aid that will fit it properly. So I bought some Liquid Skin... This stuff actually works pretty well.. it closed up the cut and it's healing very nicely. You can use this stuff for hang nails too.


Well we moved the calendar around a little so some of my shoots were put on hold this week. Lee has been working so much these last few weeks that when he gets a day off we play catch up, BUT I have a whole bunch of new ones to add to my March calendar including a possible shoot for a wedding dress catalog.

Don't forget, Valentines Day is this Saturday.....



AND Bobby, Thank you for the Valentines card. That was very sweet of you...

That's it for now.... I'll be back a little later with some interesting updates....

XOXO

Roxy Klein at 9:21:00 AM

Saturday, February 07, 2004

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They call him THE STREAK!

Roxy Klein at 1:11:00 PM

Thursday, February 05, 2004

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A titty is a titty is a titty is a titty is a titty... GET OVER IT! IT"S JUST A TITTY!

A breast is exposed on CBS and the FCC gets involved? Shows cancelled? Everyone is in a HUFF? C'MON!!!! Didn't most of the FCC nurse as children? Then again maybe the FCC, when born, came out fully dressed in a suit, holding a legal pad, writing their mothers up for indecent exposure right there on the spot! COVER YOUR CROTCH WOMAN!

Fucking ridiculous, Let it go....

Well, It's official, I have a "trapped nerve" in my neck... I need to massage it and keep moist heat on it. Doctors orders! My neck should be back to normal in a few days... Not much else I can do. I was in pure agony yesterday, the pain would not subside. This morning it feels a lot better but I still can't turn my head to the right.

Moving on :::

XOXO

Roxy Klein at 5:20:00 PM

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

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Well, I pulled a muscle in the crook of my neck last night.. Oddly enough I wasn't doing anything to strain it.. I guess I just yinned instead of yanged and *poof* There it was! I can't turn my head to the right at all! I can't even drive my car.... So now I'm waiting for a ride to the Chiropractor.. THIS SUCKS! It even hurts to sit here and type.

Talk to you all later when I can sit upright without the pain shooting down my back...

XOXO

Roxy Klein at 9:10:00 AM

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

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All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled.

Roxy Klein at 11:20:00 AM

Sunday, February 01, 2004

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PATRIOTS WIN!

I was really at odds, not knowing who I wanted to win. I was born in New England BUT spent some of the best years of my life in Wilmington, North Carolina.. Tough call! BUT, before the game started, I made my choice....

Great halftime show! DID YOU ALL SEE JANET'S TITTY???? Did anyone else have the urge to lick the screen just to get a taste? All I tasted was DUST! ahhhemmm!

Great commercials! But does anyone want to explain to me WHY they wanted to push the Cialis Commercials????? What kills me about this whole thing is that we can cure a LIMP man's problem but god forbid we put that money towards actually curing a virus... I guess a man's erection is more important then overcoming a disease.... Go figure!

~ My favorite had to be the little dog in the Bud Light commercial that bit the man in the crotch! *giggle* Don't get me wrong, DICK is fabulous but it was a funny scene!

Have a great night everyone!!!!! XOXO

P.S. By the way, did anyone catch the Lingerie Bowl? If so, let me know how it went... Needing to know if anyone had their clothes ripped off! Teeeeheheheheeeee

Roxy Klein at 11:15:00 PM

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