Roxy Klein ~ The Diary of a Distant Muse...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

We had a fantastic time last night! Lee & I didn't think that we were going to go out but we decided at the last minute to go to the Halloween party! We got there at about 11 and didn't leave till about 3 this morning.

There was a kick ass live band,

lot's of interesting drinks, great costumes and a lot of titty flashing going on! One girl popped right out of her corset into my face so I licked`em... She didn't seem to mind and she was really cute too... BUT she did get a little too drunk by the end of the night and that was kind of a turn off.... Oh well, we went up on the roof and admired the view of the city when we heard some people below us. I looked over the edge and caught a line of guys pissing off their balcony onto passers by.

I don't know what else happen last night but I think I pulled a muscle in my back... OH THE PAIN.... I can't turn my head to the right at all. Lee & I will be sure to attend that party next year! What a blast!!!!

WEll I'm going to take some Tylenol and rub some Tiger Balm on my back... Have a safe and Happy Halloween!

XOXO

Good morning all,

It's Thursday already, where did the week go? Well we left the Halloween party last night a little early cause we just wern't in the mood to party and we went back home to snuggle on the couch a little.

We have another Halloween bash to attend tonight downtown Richmond... Then we're heading off to the Urbanna Oyster Festival this weekend. After that it looks like my schedual is clear! This is going to give Lee and I time to do TFP work with other photographers and models.

Ahhh, we didn't see the Northern Lights last night. It's very rare that you would see them this far south anyway but we thought we would get our cameras ready and take a peek just incase. It would have been nice to capture it on film... Oh well...

Maybe some other time.

I have go to get back to cleaning, I can not stand dust in my house! I'll be back a little later.

P.S. Don't forget to vote!

XOXO

Well, tonight we have a good chance of seeing the Northern Lights! Now that's a wild light show.. Were setting up 3 camera's so we can get the perfect picture of this phenomena...

Alrighty, it is cold enough outside to give me perminate THO's! My poor nips can cut glass! My fingers are numb and I can't feel either one of my pinky's.

It's suppose to warm up at the end of the week and be somewhere in the 70's so hopefully we can shoot outside a little more. Oh and before I forget, I'm shooting with N.C. Sea Corp again! Still awaiting info on location but I'll let you know as soon as I find out! I think they might fly me some where warm.

Well, Gotta get a move on. Have a great day! Don't forget to VOTE!

XOXO

WERE LOOSING LIGHT! This always seems to be the case. If I could just stop the sun..

OK, well hazards of the job have been taking their toll on me. I backed up into a pricker bush and luckily it only left marks on my thighs. I fell off of a rock near the river leaving bruises up my back side. I ran into one of our many light stands that clutter my living room and split open my left leg. If I keep this up I'm only going to be able to shoot above the waist.

Oh by the way... FUCKING VOTE!

XOXO

Good morning ~

Did everyone remember to set their clocks back????

It's suppose to rain all day... I've got some errands to run then it's back to the grind. I have the displeasure of going to the tanning salon to be sprayed! The last time I did this I tasted the spray for days.. YUCK! The coverage is outstanding and it beats the burn unit that I use to use, but the feet... C'mon couldn't they come up with a better way to get the feet evenly coated? The little booties are just a bit much.

I've got a ton of photos to go through that we shot over the weekend. Including some photos that we took at the Halloween parties that we went to.

*Elliot* We had a great time. Thanks again!

Well, I've got to get out of here for a little while. I hope that you all have a great day! Oooh! and don't forget to
check out my newest updates on Roxy's Panty Raid! "Devil Bitch"

XOXO~

Good morning,

Well, I was rummaging through my closet yesterday and realized that I have a ton of costumes/outfits that I ordered 6 months ago that I have not worn in a single photo shoot yet. So, I have 3 photo shoots to do today. At some point I need to finish getting ready and go to the studio to set up my backgrounds.

It's going to be a beautiful day today, high in the 50's

I think that were going to do at least one shoot outside cause this weather is too good to pass up. So if you see me shooting on location in Midlothian please feel free to stop and say hello!

Now a brief look into the bullshit of the day.... In the News:
Senate votes to ban abortion practice. Congress has sent President Bush legislation to ban what critics call partial birth abortion. Look, I have an idea for you Bush. How about we take care of all the homeless & starving children in the world before we start adding to the fucking problem. How's that for a plan?

Ok, Well I'm outa here! Have a great day everyone... XOXO

Good morning,

It's been a few days since my last journal entry... I hope that everyone had a great weekend. I have been extremely busy with my new business venture that I haven't had time for anything else. I would go into more detail BUT, I have been the victim of plagiarism too many times. It's suppose to be around 80 today so I think I am going to spend sometime outside & give myself a small break.

We have a fabulous photo shoot coming up that we are planning around the weather. It needs to be very cool & sunny for this to work. But there's nothing worse then having to get up at 4:30 in the morning, ready by 6 am. to get the right light for a photo shoot. On top of that, I think we are trying for this Sunday. No one wants to get up that early on a Sunday...

Well, I've got to go for now, I might stop in a little later if time permits... Hugggs and Kisses

Hi everyone!

I hope that you all are having a good week so far. Sorry about that last entry but I was watching the game last night and I couldn't believe what happen. There were a few fumbles last night only adding speculations to the already existing curse that plagues the Cubs.

Well, below are pictures taken during our trip. Obviously I had to crop and resize them to fit my journal but you get the idea. We got some really fabulous shots of the lamas and the broken down shack in the middle of the pond.

I'll leave you Interesting Links. Gotta go for now. I've got an office to decorate. Have a great day ~XOXO~

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Hi Everyone, I'm Back from my trip! We took the scenic rout to Winston~Salem and stopped a few times along the way to take pictures. Beautiful scenery and oddly enough, interesting animals. We came across a dilapidated dock over a pond and while we were capturing it we noticed that there were lamas next to the pond. Very friendly lamas at that.. They didn't spit at us thank god! We decided to mark the map every time we found an interesting place for future shoots.

I had a great weekend and got a chance to spend time with my folks... While we were there we were able to go over our future business together and ended up expanding on idea's. I'm really excited to be doing this cause it has nothing to do with modeling or the internet. My mother is a very creative and talented woman and is a pleasure to be around so I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.

My photo shoots for Road Rock and N.C. Sea Corp went very very well! I have signed a contract with N.C. Sea Corp for 3 more shoots over the next several months. I had no idea that this company was so big.

Well I've got to get going... I have a lot of errands to run... Have a fabulous day! XOXO

I've heard this one before but I thought that I would share it with you.... XOXO

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business, the Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the best endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait." "Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent". "We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

Good afternoon....

I slept like a rock last night! To tell you the truth, I don't remember falling asleep. It probably helped that I was half lit.

Vodka is EVIL!

All I know is when I woke up this morning the room was still spinning, our bedroom was thrashed and at some point last night I sliced open my pinky toe. Lee and I started off somewhere in the hallway and made our way to the bed knocking everything over along the way. Our clothes were scattered down the hall and my underwear is hanging on the ceiling fan. Which is where I choose to leave them at the moment.

Even after a year he is still amazing, I can't seem to get enough of him.

Well I have photo shoots planned for tonight and tomorrow then we're off to Winston~Salem for a couple of days. I just hope that I don't have any bruises from our little fiasco. Oh shit, it's already 12:30, I've got to get ready. Have a great day everyone!

XOXO

Ok, I'm back, Sorry for the delay. I've got so much happening that I'm starting to forget little things here and there. The price that comes with old age I guess.

.............Oh my, I just turned on the TV and what do I see but "Dawson's Creek" (Dawsons Creek is filmed in Wilmington, N.C. where I use to live.) I'm having a major flashback. The scene pans over to this motel at Wrightsville beach where at one time me and my roommate danced for a Bachelor party that was being held there... Well about 15 to 20 minutes into the show we took a break and went into our safe room. When all of the sudden we hear this huge crash... Came around the corner to find that a plate glass window that ran from the floor to ceiling was shattered. My roomate busted out in laughter til we found out what we didn't see.

Turns out that 2 guys were horseplaying and they went right through the window! Did I mention that we were on the second floor? Oh it was a mess.... They were trying to get us out of there before the cops came and we were like, WHY?, Whatever... It's not like we pushed them....

Anywho.... I wanted to thank you for all of the party invitations! Unfortunately out of 6 invitations only one met are criteria. So, Elliot, we will see you on the 24th! Thanks for the creative invite...

It is time for me to go... Have a great day... XOXO

Alright my little juicy treats.... Hope that everything is well on the home-front... I'm taking a night off from home cooking for some Popeye's Chicken cause it's the shiznit! Yes, even I must feast on junkfood to keep from relapsing into a coma.... I'm really addicted to their gravy in a bad way.... AND YES, I did just link to their site... so get over it!

Well, no visit from our "peeping tom(s)" last night... Shame, I had the video camera set up and I really wanted to see who they are... I'll have to leave the camcorder up for a little while til I catch'em. In the meantime, I'm going to relax a little before my trip. I'm heading back out to Winston~Salem for a business meeting with my mother and I have 2 photographers to meet/shoot with.

As you all know, Halloween is coming up and I have a few interesting parties to attend. If you are throwing a party and would like for Lee and I to attend, please send me an e-mail with date, time, address and directions. I will get back with you as soon as possible with a response. We are only attending parties with-in the Richmond area and on days that we don't have parties already scheduled. And while we are on the subject, I want to thank everyone that gave me costume ideas. I'm going to be doing 3 or 4 different costumes because of the parties were attending and I didn't want to wear the same one to all of them....

Well it's dinner time..... My baby luv is picking up our food as we speak.... So, gotta go.... Have a great night and I'll update tomorrow morning....

Huggggs & Kisses

I got a new cell phone and I noticed that this is a great tool for voyeurs::: The picture phone! You can have this thing in your hand, by your side, snapping pictures at random and you won't believe the view your hand can get! I got a panty pic in the mall.... Nice panties, just wish that I could remember her face...

Any who... Speaking of... We've got a peeping tom lurking outside our bedroom window. This has been going on for a few years now. It all started when I first moved to Virginia and has taken on a life of it's own.... We believe that there is more then one perpetrator. They have managed to break most of the limbs off of the surrounding tree's including splitting one tree right down the middle which I witnessed during a very hot summer night while laying on my bed in the nude.. I managed to get a glimpse of 2 guys in their late teens-early twenties walking away from the scene.

Well, because of the recent storm damage, a lot of tree's have fallen over. It give our little spies new terrain to master in the night hours. An unfamiliar obstacle course if you will. The other night we had a little visit from our unknowing onlookers. They didn't take in to consideration that they would be on foreign ground. Leaving us with an advantage of hearing every step. Including a fall into a huge ditch formed by an uprooted tree...

Moving on ~ I hope that everyone had a great weekend. I myself will be spending the next few days shooting for a t-shirt company. YES, ironically the same little t-shirts that I spoke of earlier in such a unflattering manor. It turns out that they came across my blog and made me an offer that I couldn't refuse. However, I WILL NOT be modeling the "VA is for snipers" T.... Just don't feel like pushing the envelope right now.

That's it for me... Chat with yall later... XOXO

Good morning!

I am feeling much better, my hand has a very large bruise across the knuckles but it's healing. I didn't fracture it, thank god! Well I have to make this quick, I have a manicure appointment to keep... Here are some samples of the cam images I found. These are a little tame in comparison to all of the others that I came across but you get the picture!

Have a great day everyone~ XOXO

Arg! My anger got the best of me and I think I fractured my hand this morning. I should have known better then to punch the wall. Better the wall then the person that it was intended for. Other then my hand throbbing and my brain feeling like jello I'm doing pretty well. In fact, very well. I actually have a lot to celebrate about! My mother and I are going into business together. She has created a few products and tested their sales. It turns out that there is a very high demand for what she invented! So we're getting started right away! She's already made her first big sale which I get to help with and in turn will give me a very nice profit. So yeah, much cause for celebration.

I can be a pill at times, like anyone. But man does my hand hurt! Fuck it, I'll just take my aggression out on a smiley... LOL...

Well my hand is turning purple, I should get some ice on this before it swells up too much and I won't be able to type. So I'll talk with yall later... XOXO